2. I'm All The Friends That I Got

I’ll pick a fight with you just for the fun.
You need a reason? Then I’ll give you one.
I’ll beat your body like it was a drum.
I’m all the friends that I got.

I like a drink with my prescription pills.
They add a little fire to my will.
Still, people treat me like some imbecile.
I’m all the friends that I got.

Psychopathic, stoned and spastic personality
If I had an agent I’d be some celebrity.

I like to say just what I want to say
If you don’t like it then just go away
If I’m annoying you then please don’t stay
I’m all the friends that I’ve got.

O.K. I’m sick, Schizophrenic - That’s alright with me.
I’ve stopped my medication and I still have company.

I like to shout at people in the bar
they’re not important, but they think they are
This is my life and baby I’m the star
I’m all the friends that I’ve got.

Give me my scotch and give me my cigar.
I’m all the friends that I’ve got.

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